I’m betting Rupert Murdoch had money invested in a Kevin Rudd victory. The new PM is a headline writer’s dream.

Watching the election coverage at a party full of journalists in Sydney on Sunday night, the 'punny' headlines were coming thick and fast under the influence of vast quantities of champagne.

And, it’s with amusement I note that the (hopefully) soberer sub-editors on the nation’s newspapers have already employed some of our suggestions.

From the list of slightly drunken party-goers’ contributions:

“It’s a Rudd-Slide”; “Ruddy Hell, We Won!”; “It’s a Kev-olution”; “The Libs are Rudd-erless”; “The Kev-inator”.

How about we start a repository of ‘punny’ headlines here to ease the burden of the inevitable corniness on our comrades at the subs desks? Come on, have a go!    [read more]

So, where were you the night of Howard’s ignominious end?

I celebrated the end of his era at a party in Sydney’s west in a way the former PM would have characterised as ‘un-Australian’. It was a night that summed up my national identity and gave me hope for my country’s heart.

Thrown by an SBS journalist, the party played host to the multicultural network’s multilingual broadcasters, who cheered Howard’s demise in five languages, while we ate the food of myriad nationalities who now call Australia home. “You’ve come to a party at the home of an Italian woman – did you really think you’d go hungry?” quipped the host, as she unveiled a plate of donated empinadas which she placed between veal scaloppini and dolmades.

The demise of the architect of the military incursion into Aboriginal communities euphemistically termed the ‘Northern Territory Intervention’, Mal Brough, brought chanting from party-goers crowded around TV's. The news Howard looked likely to lose his own blue ribbon seat to a fellow broadcaster (former ABC journalist, Maxine McKew) brought the house down! The Prime Minister's seat of Bennelong has become more multicultural since its boundaries were re-drawn and the electorate was home, this election, to an organised revolt led by the Indian community in the wake of the Dr Haneef scandal. There was payback in this result for perceived Howard Government racism.

In this colourful lounge room, where social demarcations writ large under Howard – sexual orientation, religion, ethnicity – had no place, strangers laughed, embraced and cheered together. Tears of relief and joy were also shed. This was a night where hope for a national future which tolerates difference, celebrates diversity and embraces alternative experiences was reborn.

This was not just a vote about change for the sake of change. Voters were saying they were fed up with the fear, fed up with the intolerance, fed up with the lies and deceptions that fuelled racist, divisive events like the Cronulla Riots.

It’s time for a new beginning. It’s time to reclaim Australian culture and national identity for all Australians. It’s time to demand real change…in every tongue spoken in this drought stricken land where the rain has finally started to fall.    [read more]